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    Alright y’all, we all know lots of characters die in Game of Thrones, but do you remember them all? Let’s find out!

    It’s the most epic tale
    On Cable now
    So much death and boobs
    But it’s still highbrow

    Waymar, Gared, Will, Jon Arryn
    Lady, Mycah, Catspaw Assassin
    Ser Hugh, Some Horse, Jory Cassel
    Viserys, Robert, Syrio Forel

    Kill em, kill ‘em, gotta kill ‘em all
    Game of Thrones!

    We love the show, it's a lot of fun
    Just don't ask George RR Martin why the books aren't done

    Varly, Mago, Othor, Qotho
    Mordane, Vayon, Mirri Maz Durr
    Eddard Stark, A Stableboy, Baby Rhaego
    Kurleket, Vardis, Dany’s Clothes, Drogo!

    Kill em, kill em, gotta kill them all!
    Buy more Funko Pops, Game of Thrones!

    Maester Cressen, Another baby
    Bastards, Rakharo, Yoren, Lommy
    The Tickler, Robar, Emmon, Renly
    Rodrik, Irri, High Septon, Amory!

    Gotta kill ‘em all gotta kill them all, yeah!
    Gotta kill ‘em all gotta kill them all, yeah!
    Gotta kill em all, Game of Thrones! OWWW!


    The Thirteen, Alton, Jack and Billy
    Alton, Matthos, Mandon, Pyat Pree
    Qhorin Halfhand, Maester Luwin
    Xaro Daxos, You know we just begun!

    It’s a show that requires a cable TV
    But if you steal your parents password then that shit is free.


    Hoster, Craster, Commander Mormont
    Martyn, Willem, Rickard Karstark
    Slavers, Second Sons, Orell, Ros,
    Catelyn, Grey Wind, Talisa, Robb!


    Gotta kill ‘em all gotta kill them all
    Gotta kill ‘em all gotta kill them all

    Lowell, Polliver, Dontos, Joffrey
    Rorge, biter, The Mountain (maybe),
    Oberyn, Ygritte, Pyp and Grenn,
    Jojen, More Babies, Shae, and Tywin!

    Keep in mind these are mostly just folks who are named.
    If we include the random victims, we’d be here all day.


    Prostitute, peasant, peasant, soldier,
    Soldier, Servant, soldier, child
    Soldier, peasant, child, peasant
    Prostitute, Soldier, Soldier, Servant!

    Ooooh seems pretty exploitative!
    Don’t like watching random extras get stabbed in the neck? Well here’s 50 more featured roles!


    Mance Rayder, White Rat, Mossador, Janos Slynt
    Barristan Selmy, Maester Aemon, Rattleshirt
    Shireen, Selyse, and Stannis Baratheon
    Myranda, Meryn Trant, Jon Snow? COME ON!?

    Kill em, kill ‘em, gotta kill ‘em all
    Gotta kill ‘em all, Game of Thrones!

    Areo, Doran, Trystane Martell
    Balon, Bolton, Walda, JESUS CHRIST ANOTHER BABY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SHOW I CAN’T, I JUST CAN’T WITH THIS ANYMORE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN KEEP GOING!? THIS IS MOROSE, IT’S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE… (sigh)
    Shaggydog, Alliser, Olly, Osha
    All the Khals, Three-Eyed Raven, Summer and Hodor!


    Gotta kill ‘em all gotta kill them all, UHHH!
    Gotta kill ‘em all gotta kill them all, YEOWW!


    Brother Ray, Lady Crane Waif and Blackfish
    Rickon, Wun Weg, Smalljon, Ramsay,
    Pycelle, Lancel, Most Tyrells Blown Away
    High Sparrow, Tommen, Eat Pie Walder Frey!


    Yes they’re dead and gone, sleeping in the dirt.
    But now we’re up to season 7, so spoiler alert!

    An entire family, jesus christ.
    Sand Snakes, these guys, these guys, these guys
    Olenna Tyrell, RIP
    Who’s next? Who’s dead? WAIT AND SEE

    Kill em, kill ‘em, gotta kill ‘em all
    Ooooh, gotta kill ‘em all Game of Thrones.
    Yeahhh, gotta kill ‘em all
    Kill em, kill ‘em gotta kill ‘em all
    Gotta kill ‘em all, Game of Thrones!



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